Yellow fever

Oooh-la-la, finally a site for those of us with a fetish for asians and wooden men with no penises. Also, why would you do this?

On the offens(iv)e

I'm so very whimsical. I hope you guys have a good sense of humor. On a totally different subject, myself and a friend from a record label out in California are beginning work on a benefit CD to raise money for PROTECT. It's a great organization to help out kids and I highly recommend it to everyone who reads this that they join.

Expanding Ever More Out of Control

Since it has become apparent that the plutocrats will maintain their control of the Target Store bicameral with their Associate Re-Education program, we will turn our attention to more significant concerns. Primarily, D Nova's new life dream, which is to play Evil Kung-Fu Genius #3 or Panicked Homophobe #2, apparently a popular career choice in eleven states of our Great Union. As Arch Psycho, it is also my pleasure to introduce Mo Wiser to the collective as our newest Cabinet member. He will assume the office of the Minister of the Remainder and extend our influence into the realm of the divided zero and other non-intergers. With luck, he will serve as a role model for our other, more lacking members of our collective. Firstly, however, he needs to provide the biometric identifying image that will be added to the roster above. New cosemtic enhancements also coming soon, as no one has anything interesting to say. Welcome Mo Wiser, you're the Charlotte Bobcats of our Ministry.