The Young Revolutionary's Starter Kit

To expedite the recruitment of our proletariat posse and young smokers, we are offering the Young Revolutionary's Starter Kit. This exciting offer includes: - One Romanian SKS barrel and receiver assembly. Includes template for you to carve your stock from native lumber! - Two copies of Comrade Mao's Philosophy on Thought. One for you, and one for the fascist you would rather re-educate than shoot. - Three potato eyes for founding a local vodke distillery. Remember your quota, comrade, and the Central Comittee will remember you. To have this kit sent to your dacha, send us four Special K (the K is for Kommunist!) and $6.95 S&H for the capitalist swine postal service.