Party Politics and a New Introduction

It is our pleasure to introduce our newest Politburo member through this candid document. At the Beantown HQ of the Yellow Jacks, Secretary of Cog Ciatog and the recently nominated Secretary of Refuse Dispersal, have their rubles removed by the out-of-view Chief Architect of Insanity. This was also one of our few moments of relaxation and brevity in what was an otherwise serious night of grandiose soap-box standing. The trite triumverate play a rousing variation of the People's Diversion of Stab 'Em.